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Interview With a Vampire Novelist
Categories: Popular CultureTags: Gloomhotelliarminimum wagenight shiftTwilightvampireWherein Lawrence Benner pulls the graveyard shift in a hotel filled with the most terrifying kind of guest--a...
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The Schaubühne
Categories: MemoirTags: "In-Yer-Face" theater movementAmerican PsychoBerlinBerlin WallEast BerlinMarius von MayenburgNARavenhillSarah Kanesubway musiciansThe ROyal COurtIn Berlin in the early 90s,...
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Licking Things: A History
Categories: Popular CultureTags: fellatioice creamKISSlickinglollipopMargaret ThatcherradiumVan GoughThe oral history of licking as presented by Lawrence Benner, who has spent years in the field...
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Some Thrive, Some Die
Categories: MemoirTags: Catdeathennuilifenew testamentthe quick and the deadthriveRuminations on the end. And The End. Continue reading →Related Posts:Notes from the Country: We Shoot It, Gut It, Hang...
View ArticleLuka Magnotta in the Hall of Mirrors: A Brief History of True Crime
Wherein Larry Benner delivers a glimpse into madness. And pulp. And legend. And 24 hour murder. Continue reading →Related Posts:Mario Puzo and Harold Robbins Wave their Dicks at James…Steubenville: On...
View ArticleWhat’s Trending in Idolatry?
A visual tour through the twilight of the idolators, Larry Benner leads you down the eighth coil of Tupac, through the beverage choices of Sid Vicious, and past the full-body tattoo that is Atticus...
View ArticleThe Search For Symphonions: A Brief History Of Patrick Swayze, Submerged...
Larry Benner searches for the truth about a secret society of musical instrument makers, and on the way runs into the ghost of Patrick Swayze. Continue reading →Related Posts:Interview With a Vampire...
View ArticleA Letter from Mayberry: The South Versus the GOP
Lawrence Benner takes a look at the place of his birth, North Carolina, and where it fits into the political and cultural landscape of The South in 2013. Continue reading →Related Posts:Social...
View ArticleThe Flowering of Malice
Larry Benner goes back to the very beginning and then explains the world in twenty installments. Plus, rats the size of Schnauzers. Continue reading →Related Posts:The GrimmsCity BoyDriving and Writing...
View ArticleTurning Rebellion Into Money
Resigned to cultural plagiarism and the widespread appropriation of both Art and Punk, Lawrence Benner blows a hole in Ronald McDonald's plastic forehead in revenge. Continue reading →Related...
View ArticleAnd To All a Good Night
In this holiday trilogy that should be read around the fire, Lawrence Benner brilliantly captures the heart and soul of Christmas. Plus evil, redemption, and the lifting of veils. Continue reading...
View ArticleJUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
Someone wants to kill Lawrence Benner. At the mall. Continue reading →Related Posts:Driving and Writing (or How I Lost My First Royalty Check)Power Trio: They Say Jump, You Say How High?The Kraken...
View ArticleTHE 50 GREATEST IDEAS I’VE FOUND SCRIBBLED ON SCRAPS OF PAPER IN MY POCKET...
Larry Benner likes alcohol. Continue reading →Related Posts:JT and the Trouble with WivesPower Trio: 3 Songs I Have to Listen to While Lying Down in…Interview With a Vampire NovelistPower Trio: The 3...
View ArticleWIGGER
In which Larry Benner dons an Edie Sedgewick toup in the best essay using the phrase "floor pie" you will read all year. Continue reading →Related Posts:Locker 29Ride With MeIn Honor of National Pot...
View ArticleA NUANCED REDUCTION OF HUMAN MISERY
Larry Benner reports from deep in a Dumpster, while embedded with a homeless unit. Continue reading →Related Posts:The GrimmsDriving and Writing (or How I Lost My First Royalty Check)The Summer People...
View ArticleWho Would Jesus Shoe? – Child Evangelism in Public Schools
"We have a biblical obligation and the constitutional right to share the message of Jesus.” Lawrence Benner explores the activities of religious groups in the local elementary. Continue reading...
View ArticleThe Island of Apples
Lawrence Benner locates his long lost daughter, and discovers that she is not a pixie living in a thorn bush. Continue reading →Related Posts:TaperingMother LoveHoarder, I Don’t Even Know...
View ArticleExhibitionism Masquerading as Depth
Many are unaware of the restorative power of running with a pack of imaginary wolves. Continue reading →Related Posts:The GrimmsRock and Roll Coffee: An Interview with Corey TaylorBed SexLicksCity Boy
View ArticleThe Song Of Sloth
Maybe The Sleepytime Bear is actually some sort of REM sleep vampire who feeds on the delta brainwaves of insomniacs, keeping them asleep long enough to feed, while their life force slowly ebbs away....
View ArticleTHE MARTYR WITH A THOUSAND FACES
Sometimes, the actors are so distractingly famous that latex appliances are required to aid in the suspension of disbelief. Nicole Kidman glues on a prosthetic nose, fills her pockets with rocks, walks...
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